The Wacky Chinese and their Wacky Fortunes

Recently, I went to lunch with the staff and crew on [an animated show]. After lunch, I received one of the rarest fortune cookies of all time. The legendary DOUBLE FORTUNE fortune cookie.

I'll wait while the magnitude of that sinks in.... okay. The first fortune was forgettable - something about luck or positiveness or something. But the second one declared-.

You could prosper in the field of entertainment

Fortune cookies are so full of @#$#.