"Egghead likes his bookie wooks!"

Time to plug a couple of great books.

First one is The Real Festivus by Dan O'Keefe. It is a hysterical read.

Other one is Guild of Geniuses by Dan Santat. A lush, imaginative children's book.

This is where I need to wrap this up with some closing statement - so let me just say that both O'Keefe and Santat are funnier than me, better looking than me, more successful than me, and I'm pretty sure they're both amazingly popular with the ladies.

Now THAT is what you call a plug.