No Love for Barbie

From the Associated Press/Yahoo News-

Researchers Find Barbie Is Often Mutilated
"The girls we spoke to see Barbie torture as a legitimate play activity, and see the torture as a 'cool' activity,"

You think maybe these researchers are just MAYBE reading WAY TOO MUCH into these things?

                           LITTLE GIRL
                 Now we will discuss the location of
                 your boyfriend, Ken, and your
                 little sister, Skipper.  

                           BARBIE
                 Never!  I'll die before I give them
                 up!

                           LITTLE GIRL
                 Death?  MUA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!  We
                 have ways of making you talk!  

                           BARBIE
                 No!  NO!  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Sometimes these blog posts just write themselves...