Twas the Night Before Christmas...

Holiday greetings to all.

"Have a merry Christmas, a Happy Hanukkah, a kwazy Kwanzaa, a tip top Tet, and solemn and dignified Ramadan. Now a word from MY god - our sponsor."
-Krusty the Clown in the The Simpsons Grift of the Magi, written by Tom Martin

"Merry New Year!"
-Billy Ray Valentine in Trading Places, written by Timothy Harris and Herschel Weingrod