Al Qaeda Recruiting Tool
Almost forgot this. I'm pretty sure this is happening right now as we speak.
Seriously - no wonder everyone in the world hates us. After reading about people doing stuff like that, I hate us, too.
p.s. Found the link and other bloggy goodness on Mark Evanier's blog.
UPDATE: 2/3/06 - My follow-up thoughts.
EXT. SOMEWHERE IN THE WORLD - DAY
An Al Qaeda RECRUITER talks to an AVERAGE JOE.
AVERAGE JOE
No thanks. I don't want to join Al
Qaeda.
RECRUITER
Don't you hate America?
AVERAGE JOE
Not really. America's never done
anything to me. I'm interested in
earning some money, dating some hot
chicks, and maybe leveling up my
World of Warcraft character.
RECRUITER
You don't hate America? Not even a
little?
AVERAGE JOE
Not really.
Pause.
RECRUITER
Did you hear that some Americans
went to In-N-Out Burger and ordered
a burger with 100 patties and 100
pieces of cheese?
AVERAGE JOE
They... did?
RECRUITER
And they ate the whole thing. Just
because they could.
AVERAGE JOE
(grabbing rifle)
DEATH TO AMERICA!
Seriously - no wonder everyone in the world hates us. After reading about people doing stuff like that, I hate us, too.
p.s. Found the link and other bloggy goodness on Mark Evanier's blog.
UPDATE: 2/3/06 - My follow-up thoughts.
posted by Eugene at 5:33 PM
2 Comments:
So that's NOT what we're doing on our next Tom-Eu-Char lunch?
If I ever suggest that we try something like that for lunch, as my friend, I expect you to have me immediately committed to the nearest institution for a complete psychiatric evaluation.
Or just beat some sense into me with a baseball bat. One or the other.
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