Revenge of the In-N-Out Burger Guy
So either somebody narc-ed me out to the guy who made the 100x100 In-N-Out burger - or the over-reaching power of Google has caught me with my pants down again. And seeing how good-naturedly the In-N-Out Burger Guy took my rant at his expense, I want to clarify my stance on the whole "crazy eating stunt" issue.
I apologize for making fun of their stunt. I am fairly certain that Al Qaeda is NOT using their hamburger feat to recruit terrorists.
And I apologize for calling him "American" - seeing as he's actually Canadian. We all know that it's not cool to make fun of the designated driver - as popularized by John Rogers, who has said "Canada is the Designated Driver of North America. The U.S. runs around excitedly blowing things up, while we follow behind with the car keys, shaking our heads."
Will could very easily have returned a snarky rant back at me, but what's the challenge in that? Making fun of me is like hitting home runs in T-Ball. It's so easy to do (I write CARTOONS, for pete's sakes) there's no challenge in it. So I apologize that I'm so easy to make fun of that I robbed him his opportunity to get back at me.
And lastly, I apologize for being so bitter and horribly jealous about his internet fame. Oh sure. I made fun of him for what they did - but for the love of all that's holy, he got his blog posted on a web site for women who dig the "mysteries of Asian men". HOW MONEY IS THAT?!?! I'm an Asian guy, too! What do I have to do to have MY mysteries checked out? Besides be the first one to eat an enormous burger.
So again, I want to thank Will for having a good sense of humor. I want to direct people to his blog.
Unless you're a recruiter for Al Qaeda. Then you should probably go elsewhere.
In closing, seeing as my last rant somehow got in front of the person I was ranting about, I absolutely have to do it again.
Dear God,
Please find some way of getting me mentioned on a web site where women discuss Asian men. I want women discussing my mysteries. Women other than my wife. She's already solved all my mysteries like a freaking Miss Marple. Thanks. Keep up the great work. Your pal, Eugene
Just in case this works, my rants towards Angelina Jolie and Bono are already in the works...
I apologize for making fun of their stunt. I am fairly certain that Al Qaeda is NOT using their hamburger feat to recruit terrorists.
And I apologize for calling him "American" - seeing as he's actually Canadian. We all know that it's not cool to make fun of the designated driver - as popularized by John Rogers, who has said "Canada is the Designated Driver of North America. The U.S. runs around excitedly blowing things up, while we follow behind with the car keys, shaking our heads."
Will could very easily have returned a snarky rant back at me, but what's the challenge in that? Making fun of me is like hitting home runs in T-Ball. It's so easy to do (I write CARTOONS, for pete's sakes) there's no challenge in it. So I apologize that I'm so easy to make fun of that I robbed him his opportunity to get back at me.
And lastly, I apologize for being so bitter and horribly jealous about his internet fame. Oh sure. I made fun of him for what they did - but for the love of all that's holy, he got his blog posted on a web site for women who dig the "mysteries of Asian men". HOW MONEY IS THAT?!?! I'm an Asian guy, too! What do I have to do to have MY mysteries checked out? Besides be the first one to eat an enormous burger.
So again, I want to thank Will for having a good sense of humor. I want to direct people to his blog.
Unless you're a recruiter for Al Qaeda. Then you should probably go elsewhere.
In closing, seeing as my last rant somehow got in front of the person I was ranting about, I absolutely have to do it again.
Dear God,
Please find some way of getting me mentioned on a web site where women discuss Asian men. I want women discussing my mysteries. Women other than my wife. She's already solved all my mysteries like a freaking Miss Marple. Thanks. Keep up the great work. Your pal, Eugene
Just in case this works, my rants towards Angelina Jolie and Bono are already in the works...
posted by Eugene at 8:55 PM
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