Adventures in Bomb Sniffing

So this happened today-

SAN DIEGO -- Hundreds of people were evacuated from Cox Arena, site of the NCAA men's basketball tournament, today two hours before the first game was to start after a bomb-sniffing dog detected a suspicious package.

Yikes. Scary, huh? A week after the Federal Government issues a warning about terrorist attacks at sporting events, a bomb sniffing dog finds something suspicious.

Thank goodness for bomb sniffing dogs. They cost a fortune to train, but it's worth it. With their expertise, our canine friends are making the world safer for people like... oh wait...

At around 9:30 a.m. the dog "indicated there was a possible problem at a hot-dog stand," said Lorena Nava, a spokeswoman for San Diego State University.

So the dog smelled something.... at the HOT DOG STAND.

Anyone want to bet money that some police guy forgot to feed Rover? And Rover was really hungry and smelled scrumptious Farmer John hot dogs? And all the money and time spent training him went out the window when he smelled FOOD? And the entire arena was evacuated and the bomb squad called in because a doggy had a craving for snausages?

Bad dog. Bad bad dog.