My New Diet

I've read that a blog is a good way to keep up a diet, so here's my update on my new diet. I'm on Day Two of the "Get the stomach flu and be unable to eat anything without horrible stomach cramping and fear of impending DEATH" diet.

So far, so good.

I've lost 2 pounds - thanks to not being able to eat much the past two days. Today I got down a bowl of chicken broth and a couple glasses of apple juice. I'm feeling a little better now, which is why I've managed to blog this, after googling every page I could find about "avian flu". With my luck, I'll be the first person in America to start the bird flu plague. I'll be like the host monkey in Outbreak.

As for the diet, I know I know. Most diets are doomed to fail. But at this rate, if I can stick with the "Get the stomach flu and be unable to eat anything without horrible stomach cramping and fear of impending DEATH" diet, I'll be at my ideal weight in 6-8 weeks.

Size 3, here I come!