Wii have a Deadline and a Smogged Car
Still up against a writing deadline. But very briefly-
WII
Sigh. The UPS guy delivered my new Nintendo Wii to me today. I got a few tantalizing moments of geek heaven, but I've got a deadline. I don't want to oversell this, but every other great invention in the history of mankind is USELESS GARBAGE compared to the Nintendo Wii.
Smog
I finally got my car smogged today. Didn't know where to go, so I went to a place in North Hollywood that got several glowing reviews on the Internet. When I got there, it was instantly clear why a smog check station got such great reviews.
The guy who runs the place is ludicrously good-looking. He looked like a cross between Brad Pitt and that Eastern European dude on ER. Tall, dark, swarthy, charming, huge smile, perfect hair - I'm a straight male and even I wanted to have his babies. The entire time I was at that place, I could only imagine how many satisfied straight female and gay male customers he's had breathlessly run home and leave a positive review on the internet of their "best... smog... EVER..."
Anyways, if you're a straight female or a gay male and want to see this Adonis while getting your car smogged, email me and I'll send you the 411. In the meantime, back to work for me...
WII
Sigh. The UPS guy delivered my new Nintendo Wii to me today. I got a few tantalizing moments of geek heaven, but I've got a deadline. I don't want to oversell this, but every other great invention in the history of mankind is USELESS GARBAGE compared to the Nintendo Wii.
Smog
I finally got my car smogged today. Didn't know where to go, so I went to a place in North Hollywood that got several glowing reviews on the Internet. When I got there, it was instantly clear why a smog check station got such great reviews.
The guy who runs the place is ludicrously good-looking. He looked like a cross between Brad Pitt and that Eastern European dude on ER. Tall, dark, swarthy, charming, huge smile, perfect hair - I'm a straight male and even I wanted to have his babies. The entire time I was at that place, I could only imagine how many satisfied straight female and gay male customers he's had breathlessly run home and leave a positive review on the internet of their "best... smog... EVER..."
Anyways, if you're a straight female or a gay male and want to see this Adonis while getting your car smogged, email me and I'll send you the 411. In the meantime, back to work for me...
posted by Eugene at 1:04 AM
5 Comments:
Er... um... My car isn't due for a smog check, but you can't be to careful about these things, y'know. I'm all about the environment. Yep.
Or "too" careful either. ;)
Me write berry goodly.
Never thought of that. It'd probably be bad if people started showing up to that place just to ogle the owner... :)
Hey, ogling smog checkers is one of my hobbies! Hook me up!
(Unless Dwayne is reading this, in which case: "I don't know you! Gimme back my purse!")
"I don't know you! Gimme back my purse!"
I love love LOVE that episode. Kahn: "She bluffing! Finish her!"
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