the Red Sweater

Last night I was driving and I looked out my window... and there was a red sweater hanging from the passenger side mirror. And like any reasonable adult, I thought... Oh my god, I've killed someone.

I looked in the rear view mirror and didn't see any police officers or anyone shaking their fist at me. So at the next red light, I lowered the window and checked. Someone had neatly placed a kids red Gap cardigan-style sweater over my passenger side mirror.

As best as I can figure, someone lost the sweater, it fell on the ground next to my car, someone assumed it was mine and hung it up on my car.

At least, I HOPE that's what happened. The alternate explanation is that I hit a little person with my car with such force that their body was disintegrated, leaving behind only their tiny Gap sweater and causing no damage to my car.

Anyways, if any of you are missing a tiny red sweater, let me know. It's in my car...