Had to share this
The classic dirty joke goes something like this-
A man walks into the confessional and says, "Bless me father for I have sinned. I just met this incredibly sinful woman who went back to my house with me." The man then goes on to describe in rich vivid detail all the filthy and sinful things he and the woman did in the house, around the house, on the house, etc.
This goes on like this for almost an hour, when the priest finally interrupts and asks, "Are you even Catholic?" The man says no. The priest asks, "Then why are you telling me this?"
The man says, "Oh, I'm telling EVERYONE."
On a semi-related note, I was at a store today and bought the new Grand Theft Auto video game for the PS2. I gave them my credit card and my driver's license, but they had me remove the driver's license from my wallet to check my birthdate. They carded me to make sure I was 18.
Like the man said, "Oh, I'm telling EVERYONE."
A man walks into the confessional and says, "Bless me father for I have sinned. I just met this incredibly sinful woman who went back to my house with me." The man then goes on to describe in rich vivid detail all the filthy and sinful things he and the woman did in the house, around the house, on the house, etc.
This goes on like this for almost an hour, when the priest finally interrupts and asks, "Are you even Catholic?" The man says no. The priest asks, "Then why are you telling me this?"
The man says, "Oh, I'm telling EVERYONE."
On a semi-related note, I was at a store today and bought the new Grand Theft Auto video game for the PS2. I gave them my credit card and my driver's license, but they had me remove the driver's license from my wallet to check my birthdate. They carded me to make sure I was 18.
Like the man said, "Oh, I'm telling EVERYONE."
posted by Eugene at 8:57 PM
1 Comments:
I am sooo going video game shopping with you tomorrow, Eugene! ;-D
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