I got hurt in hockey again

Late third period, our team is down by one goal, and I steal the puck from their defenseman and I am OFF. I've got a clean cut breakaway from my blueline. My chance to be the big HERO. I'm skating at top speed and have all sorts of time to make my move.

Do I just shoot high? Shoot low? Do I juke left? Do I juke right?

In a move that completely fooled everyone, I juked... myself. I made a move to my left, lost the puck, and ended up injuring myself.

Sigh. We lost the game. I rested it this week and I thought it had healed up, but then re-aggravated it at martial arts class.

I won't tell you where the injury is. Just go ahead and think of the most embarrassing place to have an injury... yeah, you're probably right. I'm just going to call it a "lower body injury" and leave it at that.

And for all you comedians out there, feel free to use the comments section to try and guess the embarrassing injury.