Ouch
This evening, I reached into the fridge to get a can of Pepsi out of the box... and some how stabbed my finger into the side of the torn cardboard and gave myself a paper cut.
I gave myself a paper cut on a piece of cardboard.
Sitting down griping about my stupid luck, I reached over to grab a tortilla chip and dip it into the salsa... and somehow managed to get pico de gallo salsa (medium spicy) INTO MY NEW PAPER CUT.
Sigh. Another proud moment in my life.
I gave myself a paper cut on a piece of cardboard.
Sitting down griping about my stupid luck, I reached over to grab a tortilla chip and dip it into the salsa... and somehow managed to get pico de gallo salsa (medium spicy) INTO MY NEW PAPER CUT.
Sigh. Another proud moment in my life.
posted by Eugene at 12:49 AM
2 Comments:
I got a paper cut on a bagel once. It was really toasted and crispy and it sliced me. But I guess that wouldn't really be a paper cut, would it? Oh well.
You've sliced so many bagels in your life, it was only a matter of time before one of them fought back.
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