Teacher/Student Relations

Saw on the news another case of a female teacher and male student having an illicit relationship. Some people find it repulsive, believing that the teacher is a predator preying on a kid - but an equal number of people find it awesome, believing that the boy is just doing what boys want to do. These people also then wonder aloud where these promiscuous female teachers were when THEY were in high school. And while there's some talk and some joking about the topic, no one is asking the serious question-

Which kid and teacher are getting it on at Hogwarts?

You know it's happening. With all those hormonal teenagers away from home and armed with magic? No way the worst thing they're doing is sneaking out past curfew. I think the boy is pretty clear - it's gotta be Neville. Or sure he seems kinda dopey and awkward, but it's always the one you least suspect. So the real question is which female teacher is Neville shlepping?

I vote for Professor Sprout. Just look at her! If anyone would have the desire and ability to open Neville's chamber of secrets, I think it's her.

Agree? Disagree? Make your case in the comments. Or if you want to make your case for me to stop blogging about topics like this, do that, too.