Thoughts from Friday's Errands

Wonder what it is that makes Sam so fantastic? Did he do something to EARN the fantastic moniker? Or did Sam bestow himself the honor in some elaborate ego trip?

Anyways, my other errand from Friday, I should tell you all about the crazy person at the bank. Ever been in public and you see some guy that you just KNOW is crazy? And you're just waiting to see him freak out? And you're hoping that its entertaining?

Today, the guy was clearly a freak. He saw the line of people next to the big FORM LINE HERE sign and asked, "Are you in line?" Then while waiting in said line, he got out of line to take a whole handful of the free lollipops. Just grabbed all of them and jammed his pockets while everyone looked at him like he was insane.

Finally he gets to the front and immediately starts arguing loudly over a $5 fee, pointing at all the tellers, and telling them that they're "all going to jail for criminal behavior."

At this point, most people are watching nervously or looking away, minding their own business. Not me! How often do you get live entertainment like this for free? The way I see it, it'd like in-line entertainment. They should advertise this. See crazy people do crazy things while you wait. Not at WaMu or Wells Fargo - only at your local Bank of America!

Anyways, this is why I love the invention of the ATM. Because while us normal people use the machine, the freaks have to stand in line. If only the ATM would give me a lollipop every now and then. That would be sweet...