Attention loyal readers (all 2 of you)

I read something about Too Much Information (TMI) in your blog. Mostly it's about guys who blog about work stuff they're not supposed to, then get fired. Which came to mind after a meeting I had recently where I made a joke that just bombed. Would love to tell you the bad joke I made, but I don't want to get fired. Let's just say that from now on, I'm never telling any joke where the punchline is, "Oh my god, WE'RE DOOMED!"

In the same vein, I had someone warn me not to blog that I'm going on vacation because then someone could break into my house. So let me establish - one, there's an alarm on the house. Second, I have neighbors who know I'm leaving. Third, I have guests staying in the house while I'm gone. And fourth, my mailman is incredibly nosy. So if anyone out there STILL wants to try and break in, be my guest. Nothing worth taking anyways.

Okay, I am off. If anyone asks, I'm leaving the country to get away from those annoying radio commercials where the guy screams "you're killing me, Larry." Seriously, you think I'm joking, but I'm not.

I'll still be blogging at eugeneson.com. For those of you reading this off livejournal and myspace, I can't promise that I'll be updating those until I get back, so you might want to head over to eugeneson.com for regular updates.