My Favorite Joke of All Time
Okay - now I'm just procrastinating from my work. The bit in the previous blog post about ejecting reminded me of my favorite joke of all time. I take no credit for writing this - I don't know who wrote it, but it goes a little something like this-
A kindergarten class is given homework - go home and ask your parents for a story that has a moral at the end. The next day, the kindergartners have to present their story in front of the class.
So the first kid stands up. His dad told him the story about a farmer who built a huge chicken coop for all his chicken eggs, but not all the eggs hatched and he was left with a huge coop.
The teacher asks, "What was the moral of the story?" The kid responds, "Don't count your chickens before they hatch." The teacher thanks the kid on a job well done.
The next kid stands up. His dad told him a story about a trucker who had to move two cargos. Instead of making two trips, he put everything into one truck, then ended up in a car accident and both his cargoes were ruined.
The teacher asks, "What was the moral of the story?" The kid responds, "Don't put all your eggs in one basket." The teacher thanks the kid on a job well done.
The third kid stands up. His dad told a story about a female fighter pilot on a bombing raid mission in Afghanistan. Her plane is shot down deep behind enemy lines, but she manages to eject. As she parachutes down into enemy territory, all she has on her is a handgun, a knife, and a bottle of whiskey. So she drinks the whiskey, finishing the entire bottle before she lands.
When she hits the ground, she's surrounded by enemy Taliban soldiers. So she shoots the first ten to death, stabs the next twenty to death, and kills the last hundred men with her bare hands.
The teacher is mortified. "Good lord," she says. "What is the moral of that horrible story?"
The kid responds, "Stay away from Aunt June when she's been drinking."
A kindergarten class is given homework - go home and ask your parents for a story that has a moral at the end. The next day, the kindergartners have to present their story in front of the class.
So the first kid stands up. His dad told him the story about a farmer who built a huge chicken coop for all his chicken eggs, but not all the eggs hatched and he was left with a huge coop.
The teacher asks, "What was the moral of the story?" The kid responds, "Don't count your chickens before they hatch." The teacher thanks the kid on a job well done.
The next kid stands up. His dad told him a story about a trucker who had to move two cargos. Instead of making two trips, he put everything into one truck, then ended up in a car accident and both his cargoes were ruined.
The teacher asks, "What was the moral of the story?" The kid responds, "Don't put all your eggs in one basket." The teacher thanks the kid on a job well done.
The third kid stands up. His dad told a story about a female fighter pilot on a bombing raid mission in Afghanistan. Her plane is shot down deep behind enemy lines, but she manages to eject. As she parachutes down into enemy territory, all she has on her is a handgun, a knife, and a bottle of whiskey. So she drinks the whiskey, finishing the entire bottle before she lands.
When she hits the ground, she's surrounded by enemy Taliban soldiers. So she shoots the first ten to death, stabs the next twenty to death, and kills the last hundred men with her bare hands.
The teacher is mortified. "Good lord," she says. "What is the moral of that horrible story?"
The kid responds, "Stay away from Aunt June when she's been drinking."
posted by Eugene at 2:05 AM
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