Las Vegas Feats of Endurance

I'm here in Vegas for two reasons. One, it's my friend's bachelor
party, so we're seeing him off with all night partying. Two, as part
of the bachelor festivities, we're all playing in a floor hockey
tournament.

Now, there shouldn't be a problem with the two events. Not unless the
hockey tournament scheduling did something evil. Oh, let's say, evil
like scheduling a pair of hockey games at 8 in the morning after
aforementioned all night party.

The all night party couldn't be rescheduled, because of the many
friends and family who had traveled here for the event.

So most of the guys are going to stay up all night, then play hockey.
Suffice to say, after a night of drinking and partying, we're
expecting to get slaughtered by the other team. And of course, the
other team is from CANADA.

Which brings us to me. I decided to head back to the hotel to take a
nap, before heading out to rejoin the party. With a little bit of a
rest and without any drinking, I think I should be good to play hockey
in the morning.

Except now I can't sleep.

So all that's left for me is to lie here in the dark. And worry about
how bad it'll be playing on a sleep-deprived drunken hockey team.

And maybe blog about it.