It's Raining Men

For those keeping score at home.

It's Los Angeles in May, and last week it hit 100 degrees Farenheit, but today there was rain, hail, snow, thunder, lightning, flooding, mud slides, and even tornadoes.

I suppose it could be the Climate Change that all the kids are into these days. Global Warming causing severe weather fluctuations, with unreasonably hot temperatures and then snow. Though, if it's going up AND down, maybe the problem is that there isn't ENOUGH Global Warming? Just to be safe, I'm going to stop recycling and try to increase my carbon footprint.

If not Global Warming, then there's only one explanation - God is angry.

Not likely. I mean, it's LOS ANGELES. What could we have possibly done to annoy God?

Uh-oh.