Resume Bloopers

Man, I love NHL Playoff hockey. 3 overtimes, Red Wings v Penguins, Petr Sykora telling the reporter he would win the game and then DOES it. Awesome.

Anyways, instead of giving you something about me, here're some of my favorites from 150 Funniest Resume Mistakes, Bloopers and Blunders Ever-

Hobbies: “enjoy cooking Chinese and Italians”

“Skills: Strong Work Ethic, Attention to Detail, Team Player, Self Motivated, Attention to Detail”

“Consistently tanked as top sales producer for new accounts.”

Reason for leaving: “I thought the world was coming to an end.”
(Funny thing is - I actually know someone who left a job for that same reason...)

Qualifications: “Twin sister has accounting degree.”

Reason for leaving last job: “Bounty hunting was outlawed in my state.”

Objective: “To become Overlord of the Galaxy!”
(Actually, I could see myself putting that on a resume...)

Check out the full list here. Found the link at the L.A. Times Funny Pages 2.0 blog.